|How do you make drunken Chicken?|
My friend said I should make drunken chicken on the bbq grill. Put a beer in the chicken cavity and stand it up on the grill. do I poke holes in the beer can? How long do I cook it? Should I take another beer to baste it with? Any spices?
|This is a basic recipe for drunken chicken also known as beer can chicken. It should cover the things you need to know.|
|How to fix holes in wooden fire place?|
We've been playing darts on top of the fireplace. Unfotuatenly after a few drunken games it has been hit a number of times. Any suugestions how to fix it? Its made from a mexican pine type
|Wood filler from any DIY shop|
|What can I do besides a kick me sign for my nerd halloween costume?|
I am dressing as a nerd for halloween. I was thinking of putting a kick me sign on my back, but since I am going to be out clubbing with my friends I'm afriad some drunken ****** will actually kick me and that will not be fun. What are some other ideas of signs I can put on my back?
|Here's a couple:|
'Will do homework for popularity'
'Snort if you like Algebra'
Just random guesses.
|How do I keep these guys out of my backyard!?!?|
Okay, these 4 and 5 year old guys keep on climbing my fence and stealing are toys, they also have been throwing crap at are pool (baseballs, basketballs, footballs etc), their dad is a drunken butt hole that doesn't do crap, I have an air soft pistol and I'm tempted to shoot them if they keep on doing it, they also call me names when they do it.
|I had this exact same problem with the devil-spawn of my former neighbor. The mother actually encouraged her guyren to rip holes in my fence and to throw their broken toys into my yard. So talking to the parents in a case like this is like talking to a wall. It does no good.|
But....you do need to let the parents know that you consider this to be a serious problem. The next time the brats are climbing your fence, take their picture. If they're anything like my former neighbors, the guys will even smile and wave for the camera. Now you have proof. Your next step is to report them to the police for trespassing. Then you will have documentation.
Now here's the final touch. Talk to the loser parents and inform them that the next time their guys climb your fence or throw stuff into your yard, you will be reporting the parents to Guy Protective Services because they are neglecting their guyren and allowing them to do be a danger to themselves. After all, the little darlings could potentially fall from the fence and get hurt. Eventually the family will move somewhere else where they don't have to live next to a troublesome neighbor who turns them in.
You absolutely do not want to retaliate, even if it's an air pistol. That brings you down to their level and it could get you into a whole heap o' trouble.
|Drunken A hole style?|
What are some good techniques to use if YOU are drunk? I mean, if your sloshed you aren't going to be able to flee too gracefully, and you won't put anybody in awe with your fancy footwork.
I'm guessing simple stuff is the best. Punches, headbutts, knees ect..
|walk away if you can !!!|
As you can be the greatest fighter but when you are drunk all someone has to do is just give you a hard push and your down alcohol seriously affects balance,timing and makes some people feel they are invincible wrong ,wrong,wrong they are more vulnerable and most end up seriously injured :(***
|Domestic violence with a drunken a*(hole?|
last night, my drunk x bf beat me up pretty bad. I have 2 guyren (1 has cp) he took a knife and put a small cut on his upper arm, when the police came, he told them I attacked him with a knife, and they almost took me to jail. the only thing i did to him was push him away when he was punching me in the face, the cop treated me like the criminal and not the victim. what do i do???? they didn't arrest him, just asked him to leave for the night..but he will be back today. i am going for a protective order this am, but in reality..wtf??? why didn't they arrest him?
|You should get as far away from him as you can and obtain an attorney if possible. Go to the police and demand to speak to a SGT or higher and state that you still want to press charges against him and you have marks on you to prove it. You also need to take out the protective order and if possible I would obtain a firearm for protection. No one is going to protect you but you. Better to be tried by 12 then carried by six.|
|My boyfriend joined the pi kappa alpha fraternity?|
my boyfriend moved three hours away from me and he just became a pledge of pi kappa alpha, and i'm rather worried. maybe i'm just prejudiced because all of the frat boys i know have been drunken a**holes, but i'm rather worried that the sweet guy i know is changing way too quickly in college. do most members of fraternities (specifically pi kappa alpha) turn into jerks, or do i just have the misfortune of only knowing annoying frat boys?
|Also you shouldn't away from misfortune|
|Analysis of the Drunken Fisheman by Robert Lowell?|
The Drunken Fisherman
Wallowing in this bloody sty,
I cast for fish that pleased my eye
(Truly Jehovah's bow suspends
No pots of gold to weight its ends);
Only the blood-mouthed rainbow trout
Rose to my bait. They flopped about
My canvas creel until the moth
Corrupted its unstable cloth.
A calendar to tell the day;
A handkerchief to wave away
The gnats; a couch unstuffed with storm
Pouching a bottle in one arm;
A whiskey bottle full of worms;
And bedroom slacks: are these fit terms
To mete the worm whose molten rage
Boils in the belly of old age?
Once fishing was a rabbit's foot--
O wind blow cold, O wind blow hot,
Let suns stay in or suns step out:
Life danced a jig on the sperm-whale's spout--
The fisher's fluent and obscene
Catches kept his conscience clean.
Guyren, the raging memory drools
Over the glory of past pools.
Now the hot river, ebbing, hauls
Its bloody waters into holes;
A grain of sand inside my shoe
Mimics the moon that might undo
Man and Creation too; remorse,
Stinking, has puddled up its source;
Here tantrums thrash to a whale's rage.
This is the pot-hole of old age.
Is there no way to cast my hook
Out of this dynamited brook?
The Fisher's sons must cast about
When shallow waters peter out.
I will catch Christ with a greased worm,
And when the Prince of Darkness stalks
My bloodstream to its Stygian term . . .
On water the Man-Fisher walks.
I think it is about the fisherman constantly fishing for salvation and believe Jesus will save him? Does anybody have an analysis of this poem?
|I think this poem is a reflection on one man's life. The catches he chases are not just fish but metaphorically represent his life choices and endeavours.|
In the first stanza the fish he catches are rather loose women with red lips, open mouths and to him are pleasing to his eye. It is not for their spiritual souls he fishes, it is for lust. Like moths to a flame they are easily distracted by another's attention or another's bed. These catches came easily but are just as easily lost. As a young man his taste was suspect as he wallowed in a bloody sty.
Stanza two sees him older but not wiser. He is no longer a player but a drinker. His mind is addled by whiskey and he is in the pits of depression. He no longer meets the world as he wallows this time in an alcoholic room of stupor. He does not dress nor know the day of the week as he stews in rage and is eaten from within by worms and worried by gnats.
I will leave you to carry this analysis through if you agree the poem can be read this way.
Robert Lowell was a tormented soul with many a crisis in his world.
|How come golf fans can't think of anything else to say except, "Get in the hole!" ?|
After every single shot you always hear one or more drunken yuppies scream, "Get in the hole!" Sometimes they don't even wait until the shot is over. Sometimes they say that phrase when the golfer is in the middle of his backswing and the golfer gets pissed.
|probably because they are drunk and just want to see something sink in a hole cause they arent going to they are watching golf after all everybody knows you gotta play the game drunk to have some fun lol|
|How do I repair a hole in a hollowcore door?|
The door is a really cheap painted hollowcore door and it has a hole through one side about the size of a baseball from someone's head in a drunken wrestling match. I just need to know how to repair the door without replacing it.
|your work time and the laminate will cost more than finding a place which has hollow doors. You can get a slab door from Home Depot for about 20 bucks--it will look better too|